The Pear Tree
Soft and sweet - pears or your holiday figure?
About the fruit, "Gifts of the Gods," wrote Homer.
So stress less about your pudding plumped derriere
You heavenly muse, curved like a pear.
Let's do away with GMO popped buttered corn
And string cauliflower for the tree to be adorn.
You'll be a dear supporter for your brassica farmer
And you'll become all the vegan's here charmer.
Still Christmas gift hunting for your frigid lover?
Pearls, a pony, perhaps a book of poems hardcover?
Consider a wreath bejeweled with pomegranate seed
Folklore claims the fruit makes one prosper, fertile, and happy to do the deed.